The Eternal Department of Celestial Light prides itself on its steadfast commitment to its foundational mission, grounded in the larger mission of the Division of Literal and Figurative Illumination of which is it a part. After untold millennia scheduling and dispatching rays of light to all points in creation under the oversight of its parent organization, occasional lapses are not unknown. One such lapse occurred on a Tuesday sometime around 6:00pm by the reckoning of the star in Orion’s Belt - dispatch center #B57.396-55-47/y [the one on the left if you’re looking through the main observation window at Alpha Centauri management node 3A] according to Department records. A clerical error occurred (the responsible party was never identified due to an experiment by management in “restorative process correction”) which resulted in a seventeen minute delay in the departure of a scheduled class 1A ray of light calibrated for divine inspiration. Even worse, the designated route was not properly optimized due to an incorrectly installed software update linked to bad planning by a newly promoted systems analyst educated at a B-list institution.
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The Eternal Department of Celestial Light
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The Eternal Department of Celestial Light prides itself on its steadfast commitment to its foundational mission, grounded in the larger mission of the Division of Literal and Figurative Illumination of which is it a part. After untold millennia scheduling and dispatching rays of light to all points in creation under the oversight of its parent organization, occasional lapses are not unknown. One such lapse occurred on a Tuesday sometime around 6:00pm by the reckoning of the star in Orion’s Belt - dispatch center #B57.396-55-47/y [the one on the left if you’re looking through the main observation window at Alpha Centauri management node 3A] according to Department records. A clerical error occurred (the responsible party was never identified due to an experiment by management in “restorative process correction”) which resulted in a seventeen minute delay in the departure of a scheduled class 1A ray of light calibrated for divine inspiration. Even worse, the designated route was not properly optimized due to an incorrectly installed software update linked to bad planning by a newly promoted systems analyst educated at a B-list institution.